Cheney Goes to Brrreeeport

Come visit us in the midst of beautiful relaxation and simiplicty. Where bees are buzzin and men are sippin' top notch beer. Brrreeeport is the place to be...

Yes, my fellow surfers, Brrreeeport is the place to be. A land filled with lush green meadows and half naked ladies who prance freely the whole day through. YOU, should come to Brrreeeport too!

Thats the hidden truth behind the horrid mishap of our dear friend Mr. Dick Cheney. Yes, my blog happy friends. The truth is... Cheney was out and about, enjoying his time on a lavish vacation in good ol' brrreeeport. Daily massages and bottomless glasses of white zin. He enjoyed nightly story time with hip hopping hoppers and afternoon tea n crumpets. He dear ol' Dick was having a grand old time.

And then.. the vacation ended. His heart sank back into the hum drum of daily decisions and dutifilled productivelessness. Sad and stiff, he went decided a little hunting jaunt would do him good.

I think we all know...

he was wrong.

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